cell phones are for the birds.

Back in action ya’ll.

Today’s issue: people having retardedly loud retarded conversations on their cell phones.

I’m not sure if people just don’t realize how loud they are talking or if they are doing it on purpose, either way, shits annoying.

This hideous looking college girl was on the train and she kept doing all these weird 80s hair moves, like she’d throw her ugly hair back and then run her hands through her hair and sort of make weird model poses.

Anyway, someone needed to tell homegirl that shit was not hot.

It was annoying.

Her face was annoying.

Anyways, after I had to endure her model hair moves and whatnot, her cell phone rang.

WITH the dumbest ringtone ever…some polyphonic hip-hop beat.

So she picks up her phone, looks at the caller ID and then continues to let it ring.

It’s such a hard decision, choose: ANSWER or IGNORE.

The decisions are so tough, I know, but try and figure it out.

Finally, she answers and it sounds something like:

“BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, I’M SO FUCKING UGLY, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, LIKE, I’M SO TOTALLY ANNOYING, BLAH, BLAH, HA, HA, HA, BLAH, BLAH, HA, HA, BLAH.”

That’s basically what it sounded like when she was talking.

Her stupid idiot mouth was just diarrhea all over the place.

So I had to listen to her and also watch her do her 80s poses.

Finally, a very smart man told her to shut the fuck up and get off the phone [okay, he didn’t tell her to shut the fuck up but basically].

She hung up and sort of readjusted herself and then stared out the window in embarrassment.

I wanted to run up to her and scream in her face YOUR ASS GOT SERVED—just because I’ve always wanted to tell someone that in real life. –>watch this GI JOE PSA to see someone’s ass get served <–

Other then that, the morning has been pretty chill—no passing out, no weird sweating problems; things are looking a+.

~ by ninamazing on October 15, 2008.