jon & kate plus 8: puppies.

ugh, i want a puppy…so badly.

too bad we aren’t allowed and we can only have a cat and we had a cat and it was very, very naughty.

we had to take boots the cat back because he did too many naughty things [ate his snot, meowed ALL day LONG, pounced on our heads while we slept, and his body was dragging on the ground...odd].

ANYWAY!

i didn’t write last week because sauce was being a TV hog and i only caught glimpses–however–i nearly DIED when jon said that kate “had bad taste”–because i said the same thing a few posts ago.

and i say that because what i like and what she likes is polar opposites and what you like, is probably different–so i guess i shouldn’t say “bad tastes”–we all have our own “decorating je nais se quoi”.

so, um, did anyone else notice mady’s spaz attack throughout the entire show?

bizarre.

she freaked out when the puppies already had names.

she freaked out and said she wanted a dog “to only like her”.

she freaked out at the farm and was crying and whining about how she wanted to hold the puppy.

then she held it and she held it like it was a baby doll and it creeped me out haha.

she acted like she was starved for attention [mmm...].

i remember when Kleen got bella and she was trying to potty train her and she would just pee all over the house and i don’t know if she ever got that dog potty trained.

speaking of potty training…how do you potty train a child [we're only 25 and 29, we've still got 5+ years before we have think about this but really, how does it happen?]?

like i get it, practice and consistency and all that but what if they are out in public–in a public restroom: that is my worst nightmare.

if i were a kid, i’d just say ’screw this, i’m peeing in my pants’ haha.

because you know, kids like to touch everything and public bathrooms are just nasty–the thoughts really creep me out–i guess you just have to grin and bear it?

i guess if we really, really could get a dog, i’d be so lazy about it [go figure haha].

i wouldn’t want to walk it, or clean it, or feed it [okay, i'm joking about not feeding it--but i wouldn't doing any crazy stuff like make homemade dog food like smelly's mom]–and well, that’d leave sauce to take care of it.

responsible, i’m always so responsible.


~ by ninamazing on February 23, 2009.

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