john & kate plus 8: moving out [for reals]

i’m late but i’ve been really busy [hahaha, jokes, and jokes and jokes].

last night was meh.

jon & kate cleaned out their old house and then the kids ran around like crazies.

they talked about putting their house on the market and how they didn’t show a picture of the front of the house–because then, everyone would just want a tour.

i mean, i wouldn’t want a tour, but i think kooky people would want a tour.

i bet if i did some digging i could find their listing [granted, it'd be an old listing but i've got internet detective skills].

they did do a nice closing montage, which, as sauce pointed out, they should have done BEFORE they moved into there new house.

it was cute.

and really, looking at the house and then thinking about how all of them lived in there, i don’t know how they did it.

we live in a stupido apartment, with just a living/dining room, galley kitchen, micro-potty room, and a fairly decent sized bedroom with a walk in closet–and i feel like, at times, the space is majorly cramped.

granted we don’t have kids [yet, ha] but i couldn’t imagine living in such close quarters with little people.

anyways, tonight i watched that duggar show because there was nothing on tv — no trash tv on vh1 or mtv [we watch g's to gents, that skank bus show, tool academy, hedsor hall--i mean, it's only the CLASSIEST of CLASSIEST of shows].

so yeah, duggar’s are crazy.

i sort of like them though.

i like that they are creepily christian and it’s a change of pace, versus the wonky families we see on trading spouses or supernanny.

i mean, id’ never homeschool my kids, or restrict their tv [okay, i'm totally joking about that, i'll do what the sas did and it'll be PBS all the way haha], oh wait, I WOULD NOT HAVE 18 CHILDREN.

her poor uterus is just like “please stop!” haha.

i like the idea of having babies, i really–really do–i can’t wait to have a few little nuggets–but 18?

really?

whatever floats your boat, flips your skirt and tickles your pickle.

i didn’t believe that jibber jabber nonsense jim-bob said about how “movies with violence and pornography rot your mind”.

first: whenever i see violence in movies, i honestly don’t think about it ever being real, i mean, i know bad fucked up shit happens to people but i don’t watch movies and then get these crazy ideas to go kill people [but i suppose there's really nothing in movies that really shocks me anymore...so that says something].

and as for pornography? i don’t really know if he just meant “sexy time scenes” and he mistook that as pornography?

meh.

to each their own.

and finally, i’m going to catch this toddlers & tiara train wreck stuff because i think it’s absurd.

absurdly ridiculous [and the moms make their daughters do it because they weren't cute and thin when they were growing up, so they are making up for it by entering their children--and don't leave me crazy comments because you know it is the troof].

i’m sort of torn because when i was little, i did ballet and ice skating and all that shizz and you’re dressed up with basically no clothes on–i had my makeup done and little curls with fancy scrunchies and i suppose it is a bit different being judge almost solely on looks and appearance [because really, what sort of 3 years will give you an answer to "world peace"]–but at the same time, i don’t know, i think it’s okay.

kind of.

people say that it sexualizes little girls [i mean it does though! you're making little 5 years look like 2o year olds]…but then wouldn’t that mean that little girls shouldn’t be doing, gymnastics? or ballet? or ice skating? or anything that involves wearing glitter and sparkles and spandex?

questions people, questions.

~ by ninamazing on March 3, 2009.