winter, where are you?

So I tried on my Halloween costume last night and I’m semi-unhappy with the results—mostly because I feel slutastical in it and that’s not what I was really going for—but it is what it is.

The dress I’m wearing falls just below my bootay and I have these white tights to wear but I think I may also have to snag some bootay shorts because if I bend over everyone will see LONDON FRANCE AND NINAMAZING’S UNDERPANTS.

I don’t like short stuff or things that show Nanaboobies [ha, Boobies/Boobs, is my college “nickname”, gah].

I feel really weird showing cleavage because then everyone just looks at it and it makes me really awkward—I don’t like short skirts/dresses either because everyone just looks at my legs [I guess people have unicorn fetishes].

I’m just bothered by the shortness of the skirt…if it were a few inches longer, I’d probably be much happier.

When I tried everything on last night, I asked Sauce his thoughts and he rationalized it has “it is Halloween and even though you’re not used to wearing shit like this, think about how everyone else will look—probably similar in the level of sluttiness”.

Small words to appease my Frankenstein mind.

I’m wearing a cape and the dress is sort of high up so the only slutty part is the leg part but it’s a huge part because my legs are freakishly long.

Okay, I need to stop fretting and just wear the damn outfit.

AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS TIMMY?

~ by ninamazing on October 28, 2009.